Dogsss...woofff....or....SAF captain

Once a upon time...there lives a dog in his black current juice....curved in pure black boi...( name not mention ) coz he is too black in colour....yup...loves to eat the left overs...in the rubbish chut....has a high ability to backstab his fren by taking his fren left over taste food.....but he insist to add some sugar and spice..to it...what a dumb dog.....Oopz...Woooffff....woffff....stop praising me.....ok...then he still can take his same fren left over dish to taste the speciments....what a truthfull dog...Oopz...Wooofffff...Wwoooffff......the dog says...; i knew i'm black....if i take a bath....and scrup my body also my black texture will be still there....hahahahz...so proud to be black...soon joining the JE grass sitters....But why SAF captain...thunder will not strike twice....but SAF captain it will do...ya....once playing soccer....after a 'perfect dribbling'..not gd..like shit..ok...dun insult him...such a generous SAFcap.....hmmmm...but he once without knowing himself...he strike a shot...but i was jus a tap-in....for his powerfull shot....and pass the opp.....what a tragedic...he is a SAFcap...but played poorer..than a shit...oopz......real shit.....in correct manner.....Hahahaz.....both Woofff....and SAFcap......knows one thing in life...well.....eating others saliver left over food....and put bandage for no reason...going for thousands of surgeries...Hahahaz.....as i say....one day dun regred what u have done....oopz...i forget that u dont have brain..hahahz...Any action taken will be sued the person later......By.....Damn=D;